Archive for November, 2008
Lazy Comedian
Just when you thought the laziest comedian was Jasper Carrot from off of Golden Balls and All about me (take that, Carrot), I myself was caught asleep on the job, head resting on the mic. “Shhh, don’t wake him,” a heckler says, “or he might do more of that rubbish about paperclips”. Thanks to my [...]
Same Key
Discombobulation is it? You enjoy saying the word (especially the ‘bobule’ bit in the middle) but you don’t know what it means until you’re standing barefoot in the shagpile of a parallel universe, the smell of curried potatoes wafting though your nose. I run up the stairs of my building, my daddy long legs assassinating [...]
