Archive for November, 2009
OMG! returns to Glasgow. 31st January 2010.
Fergus Mitchell’s amazing cabaret of diary-reading and earnestness returns to Glasgow’s Offshore Cafe on 31st January 2010. It’s likely to be a “Greatest Hits” performance, so anyone who missed my infamous slideshow could have a rare opportunity to see it again. Join us on Facebook and feel free to download, circulate, print or partially digest [...]
New Escapologist Issue One: reprint now available
After a year out of print, Issue One of New Escapologist is now once again available. With our new higher production values and Tim Eyre’s sensational typography, the relaunch is a highly improved version of the original. The relaunch features our classic articles by Lord Whimsy, Judith Levine, Neil Scott and Robert Wringham and is [...]
Drinking fortified wine from an egg cup. Laughing.
Depending on when you asked, his family had either died in a cult suicide or had been poisoned by exposure to radioactive material. On another occasion, they had been murdered by an angry milkman. Whatever happened to Bladders’ family, he now lived with his uncle in a damp-smelling semi-detached house. They lived in squalor. I [...]
Earth smells of doodie, let’s move to Mars
Originally published in New Escapologist ADVERTORIAL It may look like a cataract in the sky, but if you investigate a little further you’ll see that Mars is a completely misunderstood celestial body. And if you like it from here, why not live there? The climate will freeze the blood in your veins and there’s no [...]


