Personal Best and Worst

Personal Best

A selection of short pieces I arrogantly believe to be my finest:

- English Bastard. Published in Meat Magazine 7.
- The Cons of Pros. Published in The Idler 37.
- Fight the Trite. Published in New Escapologist 2.
- Over the spitting fats of the griddle. Diary entry.

Personal Worst

Wringham & Godsil’s Alphabites is terrific fun to make but the Derek-and-Clive spirit of improvisation exposes me as a moron. If only there was some way to stop doing this.

Working somewhat redundantly as MC for a Swallows and Amazons clubnight in Glasgow, I tripped the lead of Peter Parker‘s electric guitar. I am surprised I didn’t get booed off the stage.