HELLO. I am called Robert Wringham. Writer. Performer. Don’t get up.
You can read my stuff and buy my books in many places, but most excitingly at this website.
Have a look around. I hope you like it. Just wipe your flippin’ feet, were you born in a barn? You were? I beg your pardon. More →
ESCAPE EVERYTHING! is a practical guide to getting out of things. Essential reading for office bods and slugabeds alike. Escape today →
A LOOSE EGG is a collection of my lighter essays, lovingly torn from their original context and respectfully bashed into book form. It was shortlisted for the 2015 Leacock Memorial Medal for Humour. Get it here →
I’m building a mailing list for people who like my stuff. Not quite sure what for yet, but it’ll be fun. Expect something titillating in your inbox sooner or later by joining my list today. Join in →
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