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Wringham and Godsil’s Alphabites
Alphabites is an improvised chat between two friends, recorded at a microstudio in Dudley: home of the trolls.
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Download Episode 8: “D is for Derek”
In which Rob takes a week off and Dan is joined by our understudy, Mr. Derek Gray and his plethora of tepid anecdotes about his life. This podcast only weighs in at 15 minutes, but considering the mediocrity of Derek’s life, this is probably a small mercy.
Download Episode 7: “F is for Fish”
In which we wonder if a terminally ill fish could survive the journey to Dr. Kevorkian’s euthanasia clinic; worry about a heron with “violence in his mind”; get confused about the stork/baby myth; and electricute a kindly grandmother until she’s nothing but a blackened skull.
Download Episode 6: “E is for Etterick”
In which we introduce two new features: Kosher/Not Kosher and X Men Secondary Powers; discuss Rob’s Nan and her inexplicable problem with Oliver Postgate; worry about the connection between Hitler and a local football team; and wonder what life would be like if Dan had “USB fingers”.
Download Episode 5: “T is for Trailer”
In which we announce our return to the podcastery; drink champaign; cower in the darkness at Halloween; laugh at the BNP’s Nick Griffin; and allow a three-minute trailer to turn into a one-hour podcast.
Download Podcast 4: “L is for Local”
In which we review the local newspaper; investigate the Dudley dating scene; meditate upon “Gorilla Bobby”; worry about “Dr. Doodie”; Dan gets zinged by a local lady; Rob comes up with some slogans for the Dudley tourist board; and together we try to “find Kiki”.
Download Podcast 3: “M is for Money”
In which we beat the credit crunch; wonder what lives in Darwin’s beard; accidentally mention “Golly Wogs”; defeat criminal dwarfs; and learn that robot babysitters can fight tooth decay.
Download Podcast 2: “P is for Paperclips”
In which we expose Philip Schofield as a vampire, discuss Rob’s unhealthy obsession with paedophiles; what Nazis have for dinner and what exactly constitutes a true vegetable.
Download Podcast 1: “G is for Ghosts”
In which we discuss the benefits of placenta-eating; Dan’s fear of beards; the true identity of Pacman; the size of Rob’s penis and the real Jesus-loving motives of Richard Dawkins.
