Short pieces like these (usually beginning in the blog and later improved for books or performance) are my main pash. I’m a wordy Pee-wee Herman. I’m the fringe Fran Lebowitz. I’m James Thurber with an anus.
Psychic Air Traffic Control for Flies
Idler column (2016-2020)
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If you enjoyed any of these, (a) shame on you, and (b) please consider buying my books A Loose Egg and Stern Plastic Owl for up to 80 more portrait miniatures.