Hello. I’m Robert Wringham.
Despite being one of the laziest people in the world, I’ve written five books. Five!
Mainly, I write miscellaneous short pieces as any humorist should. 800 words then go home.
I sometimes do a bit of capering, having them in the aisles and whatnot.
And I have a mailing list you can join for an occasional newsletter. It’s the winning alternative to social media.
But I’m also on social media. 🙁
Have a poke around my website, maybe starting with my favourite shorts or my latest post. Go wild. I hope you like it. Just wipe your flippin’ feet, were you born in a barn? You were? I beg your pardon.
My second miscellany Stern Plastic Owl just landed.
And my first novel, Rub-a-Dub-Dub is in the works.
What the sages said
“Delightful and insightful and quite simply rightful, Robert Wringham’s observations and commentaries on our strange old world make everything better.” — Ben Moor
“Excellent” — Stewart Lee
“Superb” — Dominic Cavendish, Telegraph
“Devilishly clever” — Arnold Brown
“The best prose writer I know” — Luke Rhinehart
“A literary gem.” — Handelsblatt