No More Moths

01 October 2021 | Diary

I know that some of you are interested in hearing an end to the Moth Man Chronicles. To those not in the know, we had a moth problem here at Castle Wringham, which led to trousers falling and eyeballs being attacked as well as just a ticklish feeling of being outnumbered. I once opened an […]

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Coming Attractions

04 March 2021 | Diary

I’m working on two new books: a second miscellany and a first novel. Their titles are Stern Plastic Owl and Rub-a-Dub-Dub. Update: Stern Plastic Owl has landed. Rub-a-Dub-Dub is still in the works.

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10 November 2020 | Diary

I dashed down the street as fast as my Jack Skellington legs could carry me. Why had I left it so late? It was almost 11am. Tricky things to get out of, beds. I was going to the library to borrow a book about mushrooms. Honestly, Rob, you’re turning into a real Spengler, said a […]

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Tomato Plant

16 July 2020 | Diary

We were visiting Alan at his allotment a couple of weeks ago and he asked if we’d like to take a tomato plant from his greenhouse. I don’t remember saying yes but I was carrying a tomato plant in my hands as we walked home, so I suppose I must have. A few days later, […]

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