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I received your wonderful piss-yellow book by mail the other day, and read it in one sitting, or perhaps I should say one lying, as I was very much horizontal in the act.
What a treat! My incessant giggling was keeping my bed partner awake and so I was forced onto the couch for the night. And it was so worth it.
It is such a deliciously strange and hilarious story. You are a comedic genius. Thank you.