What’s seedy and goes up and down?
A bagel in a kangaroo.
What’s seedy and goes up and down?
A bagel in a kangaroo.
Stephen King lives with his wife in Maine.
Bangor?
Well, they do have three kids together.
What did the egg say to the tattie scone?
We’re on a roll.
How do musicians get in?
Troubadour.
Let’s take a moment to appreciate the hard work of the observational comedians who spend their days mining for amirite.
How did The A-Team fail?
They were hoist by their own Peppard.
Meat Cute.
Y-SO Negative.