I got the Muppet Show theme lyrics wrong towards the end of that little essay.
I said, “It’s time to put on makeup, it’s time to light the lights!”
But the actual lyrics are:
It’s time to play the music, it’s time to light the lights.
and later:
It’s time to put on makeup, it’s time to dress up right.
So I conflated two verses.
I should correct it but I don’t wanna. The conflation suits my purposes.