I have decided to stay alive forever. What’s the point of dying? It is stupid. I have no idea how it became so popular.
If you’re reading this and I have died, please enjoy my hubris. It is my gift to you.
On the other hand, if I have cheated death for another day, IN YOUR FACE, GRAVE!
👉Here is where to check if I am alive or dead.👈
Are you also alive? If you are, please feel free to email me for a free exchange of ideas about not being dead for another 24 hours.
Let spite be your fuel.
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