You’re attactive to woodlice
Root-a-toot-a-too
Yes, you’re attactive to woodlice
Bim-bam-badoo
You’re attactive to woodlice
How could that be deplorable?
Yes, attactive to woodlice
Because you’re adorable
You’re attactive to pillbugs
They nibble your toes
Yes, you’re attactive to pillbugs
They gobble your nose
You’re attactive to slaters
They trail you en-masse
Yes, you’re attactive to slaters
They have a ‘ting for yo’ ass (bit racist)
You’re attractive to cheesy bobs
and roly-polies too
But each of those has far too many syllables for this poem
so we can’t really use them now can we?
Oh, you’re attactive to woodlice
Root-a-toot-a-too
Yes, you’re attactive to woodlice
Bim-bam-badoo
You’re attactive to woodlice
Haven’t you heard?
Yes, you’re attactive to woodlice
But flies prefer turd