Just when you thought the laziest comedian was Jasper Carrot from off of Golden Balls and All about me (take that, Carrot), I myself was caught asleep on the job, head resting on the mic.
“Shhh, don’t wake him,” a heckler says, “or he might do more of that rubbish about paperclips”.
Thanks to my time-wasting associate Dan Godsil for this. (Original image by Fergus Mitchell).
