I was a little tired yesterday and didn’t feel like going to our Monday-night pub quiz, so I suggested that Samara go along without me.
It’s rare for one of us to attend the quiz without the other. Last time, it was I who went alone and, when people asked after my wife, I told them we’d got a divorce and that she was never coming back. Jonny immediately asked me for her phone number.
Last night, I suggested that Samara play the divorce joke again and that, this time, she should immediately give Jonny my phone number.
In the event, she just told them I was feeling cranky after being startled by a seagull.