There was some sort of mix-up with our weekly grocery order and this morning’s delivery includes forty easy-peel oranges.
I’m not sure what to do with them all. Email me if you want an orange and I’ll send you one.
When life gives you oranges…
…DEVOUR THEM ALL. Ah, the old adage.
HELLO. I am called Robert Wringham. Writer. Performer. Don’t get up.
You can read my stuff and buy my books in many places, but most excitingly at this website.
Have a look around. I hope you like it. Just wipe your flippin’ feet, were you born in a barn? You were? I beg your pardon.
I write books. You Are Nothing (2012). A Loose Egg (2015). Escape Everything! (2016). The Good Life for Wage Slaves (2020). Stern Plastic Owl (2021).
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