You’re holding a beer mat to the mouth of a pint glass with a wasp trapped in it when the voice says, “give me your wallet and phone.”
“Okay,” you say, “but there’s something you ought to know…”
HELLO. I am called Robert Wringham. Writer. Performer. Don’t get up.
You can read my stuff and buy my books in many places, but most excitingly at this website.
Have a look around. I hope you like it. Just wipe your flippin’ feet, were you born in a barn? You were? I beg your pardon.
I write books. You Are Nothing (2012). A Loose Egg (2015). Escape Everything! (2016).
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