You Come Home From Work
You come home from work and you turn the television on. Something’s wrong. Inspector Morse is on every single channel.
You thump the top of the set in a caveman bid to escape John Thaw’s stern face but your hand passes through the set with a sickening tear. The television set is made of paper!
The knobs and dials are paper, the remote control is paper, the set-top aerial is a triangle made from paper.
And that’s how you discover YOU’RE IN THE ARMANDO IANNUCCI SHOW. It’s 2001 again and you’ll have to come home the long way.